I couldn't help myself, I had to post this on here: Ten minutes asleep on the beach, and a seagull is already eating Toby's toes.
The story: Toby fell asleep on the beach, as he is wont to do, and my friends Kelly and Adam put food on his toes to tempt some seagulls and see what would happen. It didn't work the first time, but you know what they say: second time's a charm. I love how nonchalant it acts at first, like Oh, look, here's some food in the sand, I'll just chomp on that, don't mind me, just going about my business...and then it decides to go for it and zones in on Toby's feet. The first and second times the seagull took a bite, it was getting food; the third time, it bit Toby's toe and woke him up. I'm just sad I wasn't there to witness it.